Why Mr. Rose, Is that a livewell in your rod locker or are the bass just happy in carpet?

The TPWD is assisting the Dallas D.A. office in what is turning into a real good fish tale. Sure most of you know that Robby Rose took a fishing rod in one hand and a bible in the other and tore through local Dallas Area tournaments like Moses through the Red Sea. However, he was oddly inept outside the local area. Inept meaning he couldn't catch his arse with both hands in bass tournaments outside the metroplex. Now of course we have all learned that at least on one occasion Mr. Robby Rose was cheating! Sadly for him a fish named Karma spit up a one pound weight at a weigh-in on Lake Ray Hubbard last year. Oh say it ain't so Robby! Well at least he appeased the really slow kids by saying that it was a bad judgment. Judgment is a well know criminal code for "you should feel sorry for me cause I had a bad childhood and screw off I ain't admittin crap."
Maybe he just did it once. If any of you believe that ya'll can call our Outdoor Realty group at 1-888-ura-dolt.
Well now it appears that there may be sources that are reporting that Mr. Rose was seen by and perhaps even accompanied by another person to Lake Fork just days before the tournament on Lake Ray Hubbard. He caught some real nice ones and kept them in his possession. Even sadder the person tells of a hidden cooler within the boat of Mr. Robby Rose. I guess Mr. Rose was smart. Whoever thought of hiding bass in the ONLY part of a boat they check. Perhaps a really smart tourney director will figure out how to do a boat check in places that we haven't already told you we were checking. How about a few random web-cams placed in boats for the entire tourney day? Whoa this is starting to sound awful 1990's for us rednecks! We don't wanna get ahead of ourselves!
I sure hope that Mr. Rose doesn't take a plea offer and stands by his good words and fights this case. It will be immeasurable fun to see the evidence come out in open Court. And if I know anything about him he is sure not gonna take a plea deal when it was just a one time little ol act of indiscretion!
We can all only hope that soon Mr. Rose will soon be in a place where using your partner's rod has a whole different meaning.

You can be sure kids that we won't let this story die, and will sure try and be present at any criminal hearing that comes from the matter!